Chewing the Fat

Some idioms never die for good reason. This is one of those. * * * We sit here, four of us, jawboning about nothing much; no wives, no wireless and no worries. We’re just waiting until it’s time for the real thing. We have abandoned the tyranny of urgent, the tedium of tweets and the …

A Silent Introspection

“Small sorrows speak; great sorrows are silent.” Keillor *** Yesterday was Memorial Day, a day of remembrance for those who have fallen in military conflicts past, as well as honoring those who serve today.  It was also six days into the week in which an unspeakable tragedy occurred in Uvalde, Texas. It was a more …

Too Much to Digest

Even the moon gets full. * * * I’m staring at it with disgust, gorging myself with every byte, trying to choke it down. My brain feels like the man who ate fifty hotdogs in five minutes. At least he was able to time out. ‘Enough is enough’ were his final words. But still, it …

The Voice of Verity

“What is truth?” we ask. Get ready, we’re about to find out. The Government is on it. * * * Look, give us the straight skinny, tell it like it is. We’re Americans, we can handle the truth. No misinformation, disinformation and other manipulative distortions that mask the truth. Oops. Did I just type ‘mask’? …

The Scarlett Stain

“He who ignores the Law of Probability challenges an adversary that is seldom beaten.”  Ambrose Bierce * * * It’s a waste of time to watch paint dry or speculate on the numerical quotient of angels on the head of a pin. The same might be said of trying to compute the coefficient of probability …

Thinking

Cogito ergo sum…I think therefore I am.   Rene Descartes *** Bogey greets the red fire hydrant. It’s on our morning walk route. It’s a magnet for him, and others. Not me, I’m not a dog, but I can relate to the call of nature. It’s the island’s puppy post office, the pee-mail deposit center. Today …

Until the Bitter End

  Nature is a lender; its ledgers are precise. The loan always comes due, sooner or later. A couple weeks ago the sports sections set on fire the course of nature. Tom Brady, the celebrated NFL quarterback, is back. Mass hysteria ensued. The fans were delirious, the bookies recalculated their algorithms, and the Bucs increased …